Condom Size App Reviews

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Fake, waste of money.

The measuring tape is inaccurate, and it doesnt MOVE. This app is primitive and can be replaced by a REAL measuring tape and google.

The guy below

Dont be hating because of your small wiener

It doesnt works

This app just cant mesure your thing

Terrible

This app is a scam. It does nothing other than popping random condom types.

Dont waste your money

Stupid. Pointless. Not even humorous. What a waste.

HAHAHAHAA

If your mad about this app...I think I know why.

Its a stupid app

Also crashes alot

Update turns App into Pamphlet

The app used to have an interactive measurement tool that would show you your world average percentage, but thats been replaced with 4 generic size range categories. Lame. I want my money back.

Lame

The Pic above is generally all it is look at it cause thats all ur paying for

Want my dollar back

Update makes this app pointless. Was at least novel in its original form.

A funny novelty....

5 stars.... Bravo for an app well done... This app takes the curiosity out of where i stand in the condom isle... Thanks for the advice!

Update is Bad - Want my Dollar Back

The app didnt work well at first, would shut down frequently - but it permitted the user to enter values for length and girth then matched-up condom types. After the upgrade it is no more helpful at all - It tells you youre average and suggests an average condom. Do not waste your time on this app unless they revise it to be as it was originally.

Waste of a dollar

What was once an ok time waster-complete with little rulers and a ranking system (why I bought it), has with one update become an ugly, slapped together condom ad that you pay for. The ranking system is so general and vague now that it might as well be your horoscope. Avoid this terrible app.

Garbage

Update is garbage literally its everything thats in the pictures above. The original was fun to mess around with, latest update destroyed the app.

stupid

i already knew about the length but Im slightly aboveavg length w/ way above avg girth & i was hoping 2 find the right condom 4 my 7 inch long 5.75 inch girth but all this has is vague instructions of snug regular & large not near specific enough

An App for Every Man

This is the app every man should have. It provides invaluable tips and tricks for a mans needs in safe sex. The condom calculator provides a very accurate result condom to use and is especially helpful for young men just starting their sexual life. The fun facts are great and really benefit me even after years of experience. Having some recommended apps included is also really great because it allows me to expand my knowledge and ultimately please my partner. This is a very well made app that will save you from embarrassment, frustration, and dire consequences if you follow the tips in this app. This is THE app for every man.

Funny

This app is hilarious! I knew when I bought it it was for entertainment. It has some useful tips and facts that are really interesting, and my friends found it funny too. I dont know why anyone would give it less than 4 stars - its a good time waster and its definitely worth it.

Fun and useful!!

So much fun if youre looking for some tips or just curious about your size. This app provides some good entertainment and some laughs with your partner!!

Rip off

Pointless. Girth settings have zero effect on the result. Unless you describe yourself as having 8 inches around, it says use "regular" condoms. I had to put in the settings of a 22 ft tall statue before anything changed. Dont buy.

Boring and doesnt even provide measurement

I bought this app from an article link that said it provides a measurement by pressing your penis against a ruler on the side of the screen. This is not true; you simply enter your measurement. No fun; dont waste your 99 cents. How do I get a refund?

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